{"id":1378,"date":"2018-12-26T23:55:42","date_gmt":"2018-12-26T23:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2023-01-22T22:28:44","modified_gmt":"2023-01-22T22:28:44","slug":"1378","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=1378","title":{"rendered":"FiLM REViEW\/MiSC: Kentucky Fried Movie &#038; Nasal-Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2389-210x300.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1382\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Kentucky Fried Movie\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2389-210x300.jpg 210w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2389.jpg 311w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/stars_04_two-1.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6753\" width=\"155\" height=\"30\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/stars_04_two-1.jpg 155w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/stars_04_two-1-150x30.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 155px) 100vw, 155px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s late on Boxing Day, and I&#8217;m watching <i>Kentucky Fried Movie<\/i>. Earlier in the evening I tried out these nasal-hair removal doodads I got from Amazon Vine. I took some pics&#8230; have I no shame?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1379\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1379\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2374-e1545866652617-225x300.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1379\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Nasal hair\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2374-e1545866652617-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2374-e1545866652617-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2374-e1545866652617.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1379\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hey baby&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1380\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1380\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2388-300x225.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1380\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" alt=\"Nasal hair\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2388-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2388-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2388-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2388.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1380\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look mum, no nasal hair!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><i>KFM<\/i> is total dumb-ass silliness, not really worthy of one&#8217;s full attention, but kind of enjoyable as background fun. Amongst my favourite bits are&#8230; the tits&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1383\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1383\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2390-300x162.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1383\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" alt=\"Kentucky Fried Movie\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2390-300x162.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_2390.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1383\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mmm&#8230; soft, round titties, mmm&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Whilst <i>KFM<\/i> tickles gently, nose hair removal hurts like buggery. Well, maybe <em>not quite<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s late on Boxing Day, and I&#8217;m watching Kentucky Fried Movie. Earlier in the evening I tried out these nasal-hair removal doodads I got from Amazon Vine. I took some pics&#8230; have I no shame? KFM is total dumb-ass silliness, not really worthy of one&#8217;s full attention, but kind of enjoyable as background fun. Amongst &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=1378\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;FiLM REViEW\/MiSC: Kentucky Fried Movie &#038; Nasal-Hair&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saGwUa-1378","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8189,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions\/8189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}