{"id":2124,"date":"2021-03-22T10:12:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T10:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=2124"},"modified":"2024-02-08T08:16:55","modified_gmt":"2024-02-08T08:16:55","slug":"misc-iphone-idiocy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=2124","title":{"rendered":"MiSC: iPhone Idiocy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"kvgmc6g5 cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_2125\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2125\" style=\"width: 293px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2125\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Trump-293x300.jpg\" alt=\"Trump-trumping\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Trump-293x300.jpg 293w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Trump-768x787.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Trump.jpg 788w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2125\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Trump lets one off&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">I\u2019m awful an eedjut!!!<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Major panic this morning, as I declare my new(-ish) iPhone lost.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">A week or two back I got an iPhone 6S off a local FB seller, with a broken screen and very, very cheap &#8211; already up there in the idiot stakes. I then poured more money into fixing it: new screen and new touch sensor dingus, installed by local techy\/phone place.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">The iPhone finally worked, looked fine, and was still, all in, considerably cheaper than via other means.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Then last night I dashed out, about 7.30-8 &#8216;ish, to buy another FB local seller cheapie item. And this morning, when we couldn&#8217;t find my iPhone, I assumed it&#8217;d fallen out whilst collecting the latter.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">Much stress, searching and driving around later, I remember that I completed Teresa and my census on it, about 11pm last night, and fell asleep listening to From The Oast House, by my hero and role model, Alan Gordon Parsnip.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">The one place Teresa and I <i>didn&#8217;t<\/i> tear apart prior to the pre-work taxi-run was right beside the bed.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">BTW, the accompanying pic of Trump, apparently doing a particularly eggy &#8216;trump&#8217;, seemed suitably idiotic to express my delusional ineptitude&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 I\u2019m awful an eedjut!!! \u00a0 Major panic this morning, as I declare my new(-ish) iPhone lost. \u00a0 A week or two back I got an iPhone 6S off a local FB seller, with a broken screen and very, very cheap &#8211; already up there in the idiot stakes. I then poured more money into &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=2124\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;MiSC: iPhone Idiocy&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paGwUa-yg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2124"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11335,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2124\/revisions\/11335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}