{"id":8855,"date":"2023-04-10T21:47:11","date_gmt":"2023-04-10T20:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=8855"},"modified":"2023-04-11T06:45:00","modified_gmt":"2023-04-11T05:45:00","slug":"poetry-classroom-crush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=8855","title":{"rendered":"POETRY: Classroom Crush?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I\u2019m following Kurt Vonnegut\u2019s advice, as per my previous post, and writing a poem. Here it is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Classroom Crush<br \/><br \/>She\u2019s a beauty<br \/>And no mistake <br \/>Long brown hair<br \/>A fine filly<br \/>With a luxuriant mane<br \/>Just enough jewellery <br \/>To suggest sophisticated decadence<br \/>Sat with her peach of a derri\u00e8re <br \/>On the edge of her desk. <br \/><br \/>A green velvet jacket<br \/>A colourful batik silk scarf<br \/>Enchanting hazel eyes<br \/>A voice that\u2019s refined<br \/>Commanding obedience<br \/>Oh so willingly given<br \/>Long elegant fingers<br \/>Rest on a copy<br \/>Of Sirens of Titan.<br \/><br \/>Oh, Mrs Martin<br \/>Your Mona Lisa smile<br \/>Always baffled and beguiled <br \/>I wonder how many<br \/>Boys hearts you quickened<br \/>Or maybe broke?<br \/>Sat in the ranks<br \/>Of hideous brown plastic chairs<br \/>I secretly loved you.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m following Kurt Vonnegut\u2019s advice, as per my previous post, and writing a poem. Here it is: Classroom CrushShe\u2019s a beautyAnd no mistake Long brown hairA fine fillyWith a luxuriant maneJust enough jewellery To suggest sophisticated decadenceSat with her peach of a derri\u00e8re On the edge of her desk. A green velvet jacketA colourful batik &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=8855\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;POETRY: Classroom Crush?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[260,89,73,226,162,130,176,277,107,211,257],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paGwUa-2iP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8855"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8859,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855\/revisions\/8859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}