{"id":9011,"date":"2023-04-26T00:22:20","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T00:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=9011"},"modified":"2024-01-28T09:57:16","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T09:57:16","slug":"health-wellbeing-calm-not-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=9011","title":{"rendered":"HEALTH &#038; WELLBEiNG: CALM!? Not Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More telephony Hell.<\/p>\n<p>Dante got it all wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, or Purgatory, is in fact Toryland, in which the seven levels are accessible only via automated call-centres, staffed entirely by AI-bots; one is condemned to remain On Hold for eternity, whilst being told how much you are valued, all the while being tortured by muzak, and shown &#8211; in real terms &#8211; how you&#8217;re <em>actually<\/em> held in total and utter contempt.<\/p>\n<p>I used to think&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More telephony Hell. Dante got it all wrong. Hell, or Purgatory, is in fact Toryland, in which the seven levels are accessible only via automated call-centres, staffed entirely by AI-bots; one is condemned to remain On Hold for eternity, whilst being told how much you are valued, all the while being tortured by muzak, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=9011\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;HEALTH &#038; WELLBEiNG: CALM!? Not Today&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paGwUa-2ll","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10949,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9011\/revisions\/10949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sebpalmer.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}