Every now and again, rather than shredding old paperwork (I had a shredder once, but it broke down eventually), I like to burn it.
Ok, it takes a bit longer than other disposal methods. But it’s far more satisfying. And probably more secure as well.
The most satisfying things to be burnt on this occasion were: stuff from our failed IVF treatment programmes, and the bumpf around my recent court case.
May it Burn in Hell, that Bastard Bullshit!